I will keep you updated on the next adventure we have.  Should be some interesting stories…

Deputy Erb out…

So here goes.  Couple of things..

1.  I am a jink to the Softball world.  I played on a new team and league last Thursday night.  Yep, we Lost.  Needless to say that 80% of the players were men that are 55+.  But I will have to say I was pretty impressed.  Second, the other team we played was good.  They were snatching everything going to them.  Well done on their part.  Needless to say I think i am a jinx to Softball.  I did go 1 for 2 at the plate, and caught or stopped everything that came my way.

2.  I am expecting my first child on September 22.  Ashley and I are very excited.  While we weren’t planning on having kids so quickly, we are very excited.  Yes, it is a honeymoon or Christmas Baby…  For more info on the baby. www.babyerb.com

3.  I tried out for a new show this summer.  Beauty and the Beast.  We will see what happens.  Auditions were last night, and call backs later this week.  Keep your fingers crossed.  The show will perform the middle of July through August 1. I’ll keep you updated.

Other than that, just living life.  No really funny crazy stories to tell you.  I wish I had something.  I am sure after Baby Erb is born, there will be some good one.

Thanks,

Scott

I am getting married this Saturday, Dec. 6 to Ashley. We are both very excited and can’t wait for the wedding. We are looking forward to seeing our friends and family, and then off to the Bahamas for our honeymoon. I will try to put some pics up when we get back, but knowing my track record it will be next April before I blog again.

During my honeymoon I will be celebrating my 32nd birthday on Dec. 10th. You can’t really ask for a better birthday gift then to be in the Bahamas on the beach with a drink in the hand with my lovely wife.

If I don’t write again before the new year, I want to thank everyone who has helped us in the wedding and who gave warm wishes for us. Also, I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!!

-  Still getting married in Dec.  Plans are coming along nicely.  We got a church, reception hall, band.  What else do you need?  Man these days are flying by quickly as we get closer to the wedding.  Hard to believe it has been over 6 months since we have gotten engaged.  If I am not mistaken we have around 144 days left before the big day.  That’s little over 5 months…not long at all. But we are excited and can’t wait.

-  Softball season doesn’t start again until March 09.  So I will have to wait.

-  I hurt my back and knee in the same month about a week apart from each other.  I guess that’s the price of getting old… But I am ok and making it.  Still need to train for my bike ride in Sept.

-  Booked my honeymoon.  Can’t wait!!!

-  Well that’s about it for now…haha  Nothing too exciting in my life.

Now for my top five list.  My friend Amy who just had a birthday yesterday…Happy Birthday again… started a top 5 list.  I will continue that tradition in honor of her birthday… For those that read my blog…enjoy.

Things I Wanted To Be When I Grow Up
1) A Garbage Man
2) An Actor 
3) The President of the United States
4) A Millionaire
5) A bum

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Some people have worn their finger out on this.  If you are working, do not forward to your co-workers.  The rest of the day will be useless to the company.

Want to know what Clautophobia is? It’s the fear of elevators.

Check out The New Yorker’s article about his 41 hours entrapment.

This week in the magazine, Nick Paumgarten writes about the lives of elevators, and tells the story of Nicholas White, who was trapped in an elevator in New York City’s McGraw-Hill building for forty-one hours. Here is a condensed look at White’s ordeal, as captured by the building’s security cameras.

Video… lick here

Luckily we can start a new streak… That is right for all you blog readers ( I believe 3-4 of you) WE WON LAST NIGHT!!! No, it’s not a typo. We actually won. A come from behind, dig down deep, give it all you got, win.

The game started like normal with them scoring about eleven runs in the first inning. The scoreboard at the end of first inning showed 11-2. 9 points, how will we come from behind with a 9 point deficit. We did though. We hung in there and made it happen. My fiance overheard one of the wives note that after all the errors we made and the other team scoring 11 points, that we were doing really well and had a good chance of winning the game. She must have been there for all three seasons to know that. LOL

It was a very exciting game last night. To everyone on the team, I believe we should just quit the season now on a high, a winning streak.

But we did at least get ice cream last night

P.S.  I like to give a shout-out to Justin and the “Tribe” for a good game.  Also, I wish I had a picture of Justin “Michael Jordan” Cohen and his jump to try to snag the ball.  He almost had two inches off the ground.

Now Comment and tell us your most embarrassing first date.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize.

She said it was midwinter… Snowing and quite cold…and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow, she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date’s concerns about ‘what is taking so long’ with a reply that indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down.’ And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno’s comment… ‘This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.’

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

 I will have to say that our team is getting better.  We only lost to the first place team last Tuesday by 5 points.  17-12.  For us that is really good.  I had my first triple ever.  Of course I needed an oxygen tank after stopping on third, but still felt good to round the bases.

Tuesday, April 8th I play my ex-coworker but still friend Justin.  It should be an interesting game.  A battle to the end.  We would really like to win if you are reading this Justin.  Just drop a couple here or there…haha

We play at 8:30, so come out and watch the fun.