An oldie but goodie!!!
Friday, December 21st, 2007So it’s 4 days before Christmas so I thought I would blog. First I would like to wish all who view my blog a Merry Christmas and Happy New. I hope 2008 is everything you deserve and hope for. 2007 was a great year for me, I can’t wait for 2008!
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I wanted to send you all into the New Year with a laugh. Here is the Top Ten list of Chuck Norris Facts. If you want to see the rest please go to the website www.chucknorrisfacts.com
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Bonus: Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.